they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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