I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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