Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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