nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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