I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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