so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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