Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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