i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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