Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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