I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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