oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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