i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize
