Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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