I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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