its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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