I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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