I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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