he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize