tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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