Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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