pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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