Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
