so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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