Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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