Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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