just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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