Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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