Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Terrible idea I love it
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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