No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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