No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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