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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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