Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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