he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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