Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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