Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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