We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I think I have vodka in my lungs
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Vodka?
Forever.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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