i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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