Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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