what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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