If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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