sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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