My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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