Me. At least after what I've been through.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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