the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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