Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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