He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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