mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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