when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
There's always time for handjobs
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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