so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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