she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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