So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Randomize
