I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
organizing the empties. That sober.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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