I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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