IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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