Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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