so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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