He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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