If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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